Scaring Men Silly (or Scaring Silly Men)

Today at the office building where I teach harp on Thursdays, I was ascending the stairs to the bathroom. All was quiet and no one was about. Usually how it is. I came to one of the landings just at the same moment a man rushed out of a room right there. I think I really startled him because he jumped a few inches, gasped, and said, "Oh, you scared me!" Kind of startled me, too, but I was more amused at his reaction. I proceeded up to the small ladies room. As I was brushing my teeth (a frequent activity lately), I heard the door open and out of the corner of my eye I saw a man walk in! He looked mighty startled to see me there. I said, "Uh, wrong one!" This was the 5th floor and the men's room is on the 3rd floor. He looked confused for a moment, looked at the sign that said Women, then went out muttering something about someone have changed the bathrooms. Uh, nope, this has been the ladies room for the past ten years I've been here anyway! Ha ha, I found it highly amusing that both events happened within about 5 minutes. Such excitement in my day, I tell ya.